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[24 Feb 2006|05:57pm] |
So ... last night kathleen, derek and i went to 55 special.
Damian met us there at like 12:30.
I somehow got really drunk off of three beers, and derek came up with this pickup line ... it goes a little like this: "hey, do you like orgasms?" (the obvious response is yes) and then he follows that up with "good, well im derek"
hahaha, he used it on me, i thought it was quite smooth, so i told him that i was going to steal the line because it was pretty cool. hah
So then him and i ventured out on to the dance floor trying to find people to say the line to, but we found no one worthy.
Then i realized i was too much of a loser to even say it to anyone anyway, but kathleen told me that i'd be her hero if i did, so i grew some balls and said that i was going to say it to the next guy that walked near us, haha, and so i did.
He was quite impressed with the line too, he was all "why yes i do enjoy orgasms, do you?" and then told me his name was brian, he has plans of seeing me at fitzy's on saturday night ... i have no plans of going. haha
Then the rest of the night was spent with kathleen and i getting the sex eye from hideous hideous guys so we danced together like lesbians.
A slow song came on and so we were slow dancing and this one guy kept giving us the eye so we invited him into our dance, that was pretty funny too.
anyway ... theres more but im tired of typing and kathleen is getting impatient, she needs to watch garden state.
edit* I forgot to mention the part where i was slow dancing with damian and he said "derek says that slow dancing is like wadling around like a douche, and now i tend to agree" and then he followed that up with "and this would be so much better if i was wearing an elvis jumpsuit"
Then we laughed a lot, and danced and the night was fun.
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[19 Feb 2006|05:05pm] |
I rock pretty hard.
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[13 Feb 2006|07:26pm] |
Teh Jess + Bubbas photoshoot!
These are our glamour shots.
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[11 Feb 2006|01:13pm] |
Thats right!
I did get new sunglasses!!!!!
I also got totally ripped at the bar last night.
It was like a high school reunion.
wtf!
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[01 Aug 2005|03:08am] |
made these over the past few days.
i suck at photoshop though. :(
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[25 Jul 2005|07:32pm] |
-=Lost^Junglist=- hmmm so thats it? says:
i can respect wat ever you decide to do
< < J e s s > > splintered piece of glass falls in the seat and gets caught says:
that doesnt make me feel very hopeful
-=Lost^Junglist=- hmmm so thats it? says:
well....
< < J e s s > > splintered piece of glass falls in the seat and gets caught says:
i want to see you, so i think maybe after that ...
< < J e s s > > splintered piece of glass falls in the seat and gets caught says:
then we should look at going in seperate directions
-=Lost^Junglist=- hmmm so thats it? says:
i can try to be better, but like i said b4 i dont want it to be so serious
so after telling me 854975436593 times that he loves me but we cant be together right now ... i tell him maybe we should go in seperate directions and now he wants to try and work on things.
the second he thinks things might REALLY be over he wants back.
typical.
though i mean i guess its not his fault, he's not ready to let go and neither am i which is why i havent given up on the idea of us being together.
If he just lived closer ... everything would be going fine right now.
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[25 Jul 2005|12:04pm] |
I found this survey somewhere.
fill it out bitches.
1.Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Fave Color:
4. Fave Movie:
5. Fave Song:
6. Fave Band:
7. Most Embarassing Moment:
8. Are you a virgin?
HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...
1. Are we friends?
2. Do you have a crush/attracted to me?
3. Would you kiss me?
4. ...with tongue?
5. Would you enjoy it?
6. Would you ever ask me out or go out with me if I ask you out?
7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?
8. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you:
9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
11. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
12. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?
13. Do you think I'm a good person?
14. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)?
15.Do you think I'm Hot?
16. Would you call me just because?
17. Would you ever listen to my problems even if they dont involve you?
18. If you could change anything about me, would you?
19.Would you have sex with me?
20.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
21. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
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[22 Jul 2005|06:41pm] |
< < J e s s > > splintered piece of glass falls in the seat and gets caught says:
i love you.
-=Lost^Junglist=- work then more work... says:
love you too baby
...then why arent we together?
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[15 Jul 2005|05:26pm] |
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Tylers one fucking awesome dude and i cant wait to puke up Budweiser with him
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[14 Jul 2005|09:49pm] |
This is me thinking im good at taking pictures ...
clearly i have short arms.
Teh Keron and I
I got most of our heads in there.
Greeeeeeg and I
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[24 Mar 2005|12:51am] |
jess + steve = oh jeez we're cute as hell!
♥ ♥ ♥
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[27 Dec 2004|09:00pm] |
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clann zu - one bedroom apt. |
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I know i never update anymore but i haven't had a computer in 3 months...booo.
anyway i cut my hair...here's the new me. heh.
and there you have it.
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[27 Jun 2003|04:27pm] |
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FRIENDS ONLY, YA HEAR?
Comment and i'll probably add you.
♥ ♥ ♥ jess
Everything that keeps me together is falling apart, I've got
this thing that I consider my only art of fucking people over
My boss just quit the job says he's going out to find blind
spots and he'll do it
The 3rd Planet is sure that they're being watched by an
eye in the sky that can't be stopped
When you get to the promise land your gonna shake that
eyes hand
Your heart felt good it was dripping pitch and made of wood
And your hands and knees felt cold and wet on the grass to me
Outside naked, shivering looking blue, from the cold
sunlight that's reflected off the moon
Baby cum angels fly around you reminding you we used to be three and not just two
And that's how the world began And that's how the world will end
A 3rd had just been made and we were swimming in the
water, didn't know then was it a son was it a daughter
When it occurred to me that the animals are swimming
around in the water in the oceans in our bodies and
another had been found another ocean on the planet
given that our blood is just like the Atlantic
And howThe universe is shaped exactly like the earth if you go
straight long enough you'll end up where you were
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